Pickup Lines to Make a Girl Laugh

You should never try too hard when flirting with a girl. Instead, use funny, corny, and cheesy pickup lines to make her giggle.

It’s not that cheesy pickup lines are outdated, just that dry humor works better when it comes to attracting women.

Your rough edges will be softened by these cheesy pickup lines, which will make you appear more relatable. Also, by cracking an icebreaker, she’ll be more likely to open up to you.

You can easily state your interest in her by using cheesy pickup lines. After you find something that sparks her interest, it will be hard for her to choose not to like you.

Funny and cheesy pickup lines to make a girl laugh

You know that you need to make a girl laugh, but how do you do it? If you’re not sure how to start, or if you’re just shy, then don’t worry.

These are the some of the most cheesy and funny pickup lines that will make a girl laugh and fall in love with you.

• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• Honey, you are so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
• If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in my hand.
• Is your dad a drug dealer? ‘Cause you’re so dope you make me high!
• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
• Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
• Wow, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
• If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
• My doctor told me I can never have arrhythmia, but the way you make my heart skip is definitely proving him wrong!
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
• There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it? Your number’s not in it.
• I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
• Do you know what I am made of? Boyfriend material.
• Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
• Hold out hand Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
• I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
• I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
• If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
• Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
• Hi, I think I’m lost. Can I ask for directions? Girl: “To where?” To your heart.
• Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. pause I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
• How on earth do you do that?!? Girl, confused: “What?” Look so exquisitely beautiful!
• I like Legos. So if you like Legos too, Lego build a relationship.
• Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
• Trust me, I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
• Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
• You’re the only girl I love now… But in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you “Mommy.”
• Smoking is hazardous to your health… And damn girl, you’re killing me!
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• Hey girl, don’t frown. You’ll never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
• Do you work at Starbucks? Because I really like you a latte.
• You know what I do for a living? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
• Do I know you? ‘Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
• I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
• I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
• There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
• If this bar were a meat market, you are the prime rib.
• Do you happen to have a bandaid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
• Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
• I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
• I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentence without spaces.
• Somebody better call God, ‘cause heaven’s missing an angel!
• So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU—the woman of my dreams!
• Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
• If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
• You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen.
• Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
• You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
• I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
• There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how amazing you look.
• People call me your name, but you can call me tonight.
• You know, I had a cheesy pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
• Oh no, I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
• Hold it, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, that’s just a twinkle…
• If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
• Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
• Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
• Sneak in beside her Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• No wonder the sky is gray or dark, if at night—all the color is in your eyes.
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: “Why?” Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
• You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
• Even if a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they would never create a work of art as beautiful as you.
• For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on!
• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
• I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
• If happiness started with an H, then why does mine start with U?
• If you were Christmas, then I would be the Grinch who stole you.
• Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• You know what? If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
• Aside from being sexy, what else do you do?
• So… What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
• Are you going to kiss me… Or do I have to lie to my diary?
• You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
• If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind.
• Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

These cheesy pickup lines range from the absurd to the subtle. They will catch the attention of any girl, and they can even result in a full-blown relationship. So, go out and try these lines out.