According to some women, they prefer mysterious men, but the attraction doesn’t last forever. They eventually end up with the guy who makes them giggle, as the excitement of the mystery dissipates as they get to know the individual. One of the most important factors that sets a person apart is their personality.
Don’t rely on the mysterious aspect as, in the end, a joke will win her heart. Some men don’t believe they can make women laugh.
It can be very nerve-wracking to make others laugh, especially if you’re not sure if you’re funny. Everyone has a sense of humor, though not everyone can make others giggle.
One of the best ways to attract a woman’s heart is by being funny. Although it may seem like a cliché, having some light-hearted things to say to a girl in a text message can be very helpful.
These are also handy when trying to get her attention or ease into a conversation. Even on a dating app, these things can be used.
Do you have the same sense of humor?
Don’t feel pressured to be funny, as some people have dry humor, while others are more expressive. It’s fine if your sense of humor doesn’t match the woman’s sense of humor, as everyone has their own unique style.
Try to crack a couple of jokes to see what she likes when it comes to her sense of humor.
Funny pick up lines to text a girl
- Was that an earthquake or did you just shake my world?
- Girl, I know what you did this summer. Wanna do something similar this winter/fall/spring?
- My job is secure. No one else wants it.
- Do you feel guilty about global warming? Because your hotness is melting the world.
- Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
- I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
- Seriously? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
- I’m sorry I acted awkward when I first saw you. I guess I’m suffering from seeing too much beauty.
- You’re so stunning I just forgot my pick-up line.
- I sure hope, girl, that you know CPR because you make my heart skip a beat.
- Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more of these vodkas?
- Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- My phone isn’t working well, can you put your number on it? Maybe it’ll start working then.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten, I see!
- Is your dad, Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.
- Girl, you are like dandruff because I cannot get you out of my head.
- You better direct that beauty to somewhere else or else I’ll lose my mind.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee falling for you.
- I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No.’ So, what’s it gonna be?
- I have had an awful day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- You must go and see a doctor, girl! Because you have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face!
- Is it hot in here or are you just raising the temperature?
- If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you.
- I think I need CPR after seeing your face.
- I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
- If grapes make skin beautiful, then you must be living in a vineyard.
- Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
- Nothing is luckier than the dress that’s on your body.
- My doctors said that I can never have an arrhythmia. But talking to you proves them wrong.
- I’m not a professional, but I’m pretty sure we would look amazing together in a photo.
- Are they casting for Wonder Woman? Because I have the perfect person for the role.
- Girl, give me my heart back because you stole it when I first laid eyes on you.
- Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!
- I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your looks are just a big bonus.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.
- I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
- I’ve been getting wrinkles from smiling so much.
- Love is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
- You make things hard. I like that.
- Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next, please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
- I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I permit you but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart because that’s where you are!
- I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
- Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen so that I can see you. Only to realize that I am holding a pen.
- True love is like a pillow. You can hug it when you’re in trouble, you can cry on it when you’re in pain, and you can embrace it when you’re happy. So when you need true love, buy a pillow!
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
- You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
- Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
- I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?
- Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
- Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
- Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is all of your common sense, leaving your body.
- Stop being too sweet! You’re driving me insane.
- The brain is the most impressive organ in our whole body. From the day you are born, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right up until you fall in love.
Funny jokes to text a girl
- What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? Well, this tastes a little funny.
- What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!
- What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.”
- Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? He’ll dessert you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
- What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
- What do you call a factory that only markets passable products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
- What did the little boat say to the yacht? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
- What does the ghost call his true love? My ghoul-friend.
- What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
- Do you want to hear a joke about construction? Never mind, I’m still working on it!
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What do you call someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Funny puns to text a girl
- How would you reply if I said: “you deserve better”? I don’t know about you, but I would say: “you read my mind”!
- Do you know why seagulls fly over the sea? Well, they can’t fly over the bay! Then they would be bagels.
- How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
- What do you think you would be named if you were a burger at Mcdonalds? I know! McGorgeous.
- Do you want to know what I’m in the mood for right now? Pizza. Well, more like a pizza you.
- Hey. Do you like Star Wars by any chance? Because Yoda only one for me!
- Are you sure you’re not a chicken? Because I don’t know about anyone else, but to me, you look impeccable. I’m-peck-able
What you need to remember if you want to be a funny texter
One of the most important things you need to remember when it comes to being funny is timing.
Being funny doesn’t have to be the only thing that you need to do to make a woman like you. Besides being funny, you can also ask her the right questions.
Keep it light and humorous, as it will keep the woman amused and you as well.
You have been messaging a girl that you’re interested in, so it’s time to show her how funny you are by sending her some funny things.