If you’re looking for dirty questions that will make both of you feel aroused then try these questions. They’ll leave you feeling satisfied and aroused in no time.
You can pass the time and have fun with these would-you-rather questions, but do you know how to guarantee a good time? This game can be very revealing and honest if you ask the right questions. With just a few dirty ones, you can get a deeper understanding of your partner and make them feel aroused at the same time.
Before you start playing the game, it’s important that you know what kinds of questions are ideal for eliciting pleasure from your partner.
How dirty would-you-rather questions can help you communicate
While you may believe that this game is merely a fun way to pass the time, it can actually help improve your relationship. Having sex talk can help heal the wounds in your relationship.
Having sex talk can also help improve your relationship as it can help both of you feel more comfortable talking about the bedroom issues that you’re experiencing.
Communication is very important in order to maintain a stronger bond and improve the quality of your relationship.
The big list of dirty would-you-rather questions
When you have time with your partner, try to ask her dirty questions. Your sex life can improve with the help of dirty questions. Both of you will feel more connected and secure in your relationship.
- Would you rather be teased with a feather or with an ice cube during foreplay?
- If you had the choice, would you rather have morning sex or night sex?
- Would you want to be spanked in bed, or bring food into bed?
- Would you rather role-play a classic love story or a sci-fi romance?
- Would you rather play a round of naughty charades or a game of “pin the kiss on your partner”?
- Would you rather be on top or bottom while having sex?
- Would you rather try passion-boosting potions from a sultry sorcerer or get relationship advice from a lustful leprechaun?
- Would you rather find out that I’ve written a passionate song about us or a fairy tale where we are the main characters?
- Would you rather send me a voice note of you singing a love song or a video of you doing a sultry dance?
- Would you rather write a naughty bucket list together or a sensual travel map with spots marked for intimate adventures?
- Would you rather give up on a promotion or sleep with your boss to get the promotion? / Would you rather give up on a promotion or ask me to sleep with your boss to get the promotion?
- Would you rather send a sexy text or a sexy nude?
- Would you rather find out I’ve commissioned a steamy mural of us in a hidden room or a passionate portrait that hangs behind a curtain in our living room?
- Would you rather discover I’ve been taking lessons in erotic pottery or sensual sandcastle making?
- Would you rather be captured by a love pirate or rescued by a passionate knight?
- Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel out loud while touching each other?
- Would you rather play a game of sensual Simon Says or steamy Marco Polo in the dark?
- Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?
- Would you rather share a steamy dance in the rain or under a waterfall?
- Would you rather be seduced with Shakespearean dirty talk or futuristic alien flirtations?
- Would you rather get a spontaneous serenade from me in a crowded mall or a private dance in our living room?
- Would you rather have me whisper naughty haikus or sultry sonnets in your ear?
- Would you rather give an oral or get an oral?
- Would you rather be the star of a romantic reality show or participate in a love experiment hosted by Cupid?
- Would you rather spit or swallow?
- Would you rather be covered in edible body paint or sparkling body glitter for a passionate night?
- Would you rather watch girl-on-girl porn or guy-on-guy porn to turn yourself on?
- Would you rather catch me wearing your underwear for fun or wearing a superhero costume under my regular clothes?
- Would you rather have sex with the lights on or the lights off?
- Would you rather be in a relationship with someone who is always submissive in bed or always dominating in bed?
- Would you rather abstain from having sex with me for one full year because you’ve been cursed by a magical spell, or would you have sex with five friends in a week to break the curse and resume having sex with me? Name the five people you’d have sex with if you choose to break the spell.
- Would you rather play a game of naughty scrabble where every word scores in more ways than one or a game of strip Jenga?
- Would you rather have a sensuous evening where our only way of communicating is through interpretive dance or where we can only speak in sultry song lyrics?
- Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?
- Would you rather have a surprise “bedroom circus night” with me or a “tropical temptation night” where the dress code is coconuts?
- Would you rather go skinny dipping with your friends or with my friends?
- Would you rather cheat on me or bring another person of your gender into bed with us?
- If you were single, would you rather have occasional one-night stands or one fuck buddy?
- Would you rather have a spicy night based on a fortune cookie’s suggestion or decide our activities with a roll of naughty dice?
- Would you rather find out I have a sultry playlist named “For Our Ears Only” or a secret drawer labeled “For Our Nights Only”?
- Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?
- Would you rather partake in a passionate pillow fight where every hit has a sultry consequence or a steamy scavenger hunt where every find leads to a delight?
- Would you rather have sex once a fortnight with me and no one around, or have sex every other day but with someone in the room who watches us?
- Would you rather get relationship advice from Christian Grey or from Mr. Darcy of “Pride and Prejudice”?
- Would you rather play a flirty game of twister with glow-in-the-dark paint or with feathers and ticklers?
- Would you rather have sex for exactly 5 minutes and have a quick-but-average orgasm, or have sex for a minimum of one hour to have an explosive orgasm? Just remember, if you stop before an hour or your partner finishes before you, you don’t get to orgasm.
- Would you rather get amazing oral from me now or have good sex this weekend?
- Would you rather have me recite a dirty limerick written just for you or sing a sultry song I’ve composed?
- Would you rather have a passionate moment inside a house of mirrors or on a floating gondola?
- Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex for the rest of your life, if you could only pick one?
- Would you rather explore an adult toy shop together while pretending to be innocent first-timers or seasoned experts giving advice to others?
- If you were invisible for a whole day, would you rather watch people undressing or run your hands over people’s clothed bodies?
- Would you rather indulge in a passion-filled night on an iceberg with plenty of warm blankets, of course or inside an active volcano’s cave with air conditioning, obviously?
- Would you rather find out I’ve bought you lingerie or a fun costume for our special night?
- Would you rather have sex with me in front of your closest friends or circulate our homemade sex video online with our faces blurred?
- Would you rather go down on me for two hours or kiss a coworker you find attractive?
- Would you rather receive a bouquet of roses with a flirty note or a single rose delivered every hour for an entire day?
- When we’re having sex, would you rather talk about your secret crush with me or fantasize about it secretly in your mind?
- Would you rather pay for sex or get paid for sex?
- Would you rather be challenged to seduce me using only movie quotes or song lyrics?
- Would you rather play a game of “capture the naughty flag” or “hide and seek the pleasure treasure”?
- Would you rather get a naughty gift from me on your birthday in front of your family or have me whisper something inappropriate in your ear at a very inappropriate time?
- Would you rather sneak a kiss or a feel in a photo booth or behind a waterfall?
- If both of us were playing sexual truth or dare with other couples, would you rather watch me make out with someone or would you prefer making out with someone?
- If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average-looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates often or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your underwear?
- Would you rather engage in a tickle war or a game of sensual hide and seek?
- Would you rather engage in a flirtatious game where we can only touch each other using our lips, or a teasing game where the first one to laugh owes the other a sultry favor?
- Would you rather have sex with me now, or later tonight?
- Would you rather reenact a scene from “50 Shades” or “Pride and Prejudice”?
- Would you rather find out I have a secret book on ancient erotic techniques or a manual titled “Love like a Pirate”?
- Would you rather receive a book of erotic coupons from me or a calendar where each month has a spicy challenge?
- Would you rather have a threesome or hear about your friend who had a threesome?
- Would you rather have sex with my best friend or your best friend of the opposite sex if you’re straight?
- Would you rather role-play as two explorers discovering the “island of pleasure” or as two scientists researching the “anatomy of arousal”?
- Would you rather have spontaneous sex in a blanket fort or in a treehouse?
- Would you rather reenact the pottery scene from “Ghost” or dance like Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey in “Dirty Dancing”?
- Would you rather find out I’ve trained as a geisha to enhance our evenings or as a gladiator to “conquer” the bedroom?
- Would you rather surprise me with a flirty note hidden in my lunch or with a risqué picture?
- Would you rather have period sex or a golden shower where you let me pee over you?
- Would you rather go for a romantic getaway in a forest cabin where the wildlife is a bit too friendly or a beach where the sand gets… everywhere?
- Would you rather have a quick smooch in a crowded subway or a long passionate kiss atop a ferris wheel?
- Would you rather attend a secret masquerade ball where every mask hides a flirtatious intent or a retreat where couples communicate only in sensual sign language?
- Would you rather have me serve you breakfast in bed wearing nothing but whipped cream or wearing nothing but strategically placed fruits?
- If you had to choose an aphrodisiac, would you rather it be oysters or chocolate-covered strawberries?
- Would you rather have a dinner where every dish is an aphrodisiac or where everything is shaped like a heart?
- If you have a perfect first date with someone and the sexual chemistry is sizzling, would you rather end the date with a hug, or would you end the date with sex if they suggest it?
- Would you rather be tempted with a striptease inspired by the roaring ’20s or the futuristic 3020s?
- Would you rather walk in on your parents playing a game of strip poker or have them walk in on you?
- Would you rather whisper your fantasies in Klingon or Elvish during a steamy night?
- Would you rather join the mile-high club or the “diving deep” submarine club?
Ask one of these questions or all of them?
Although you may already be familiar with the would-you-rather games, have you ever thought about using these to improve your relationship?
By asking the proper questions, both of you can gain a deeper understanding of each other’s sexual preferences and wants.
When playing would-you-rather games, make sure that you don’t just ask inappropriate questions. Instead, try to ask provocative and explicit questions that will provide you with an inside look at your partner’s sexual preferences. Having fun with the questions, keep the atmosphere light, and you’ll be able to gain a deeper understanding of your lover’s sexual side in the next couple of minutes.
You can try these dirty questions with your lover over the weekend or during late-night text conversations. The naughty answers will be fascinating, and you’ll also be getting pretty aroused.